Absurdly Driven looks at the world of business with a skeptical eye and a firmly rooted tongue in cheek.
Have you ever noticed that there are never enough seats for passengers at airports?
Many are forced to mill around because, well, what else are you going to do?
You don’t expect, however, airport staff to instruct you on the milling-around rules. Nor, indeed, on the sleeping-at-the-airport rules.
Last weekend, though, passengers at Stansted Airport near London had a difficult time.
Some passengers flew in from elsewhere late at night and didn’t have a connecting flight until the next morning.
What are passengers supposed to do all night? Wouldn’t you try to get some sleep?
The UK’s Metro describes how passengers tried to find any perch they could to get a few winks.
But when there are only 50 seats and perhaps 500 passengers, there’s only one option: the floor.
I’ve done it before. Perhaps you have too. You try and find a corner, lie down, grip your valuables and hope no one bothers you.
At Stansted last weekend, however, airport security patrolled the scene.
As one passenger, Ricardo Gavioli, told Metro:
I even saw a young couple sitting together on the ground and when the woman tried to rest her head on her boyfriend’s chest and stretch her legs security came up and prodded her into an upright position.
Gavioli likened it to “sleep deprivation torture.” He said:
The security were passing every ten minutes to tell people to sit upright and not to lie down.
Why would the airport behave this way?
The airport offered a simple statement:
We don’t allow people to sleep on the floor or come with sleeping equipment (camp beds, hammocks, sleeping bags etc), and people sleeping on the floor will be asked to sit up or move if necessary.
There is a caveat, says the airport:
However, nobody is stopped from sleeping or woken up while sitting in a chair.
How very reasonable when there’s hardly a chair to be had.
Why, in fact, doesn’t the airport start charging for chairs? I’m sure U.S. airlines can offer them software for that.
I wonder how Stansted executives fall asleep in meetings. Does security prod them awake, too?
Stansted has banned sleeping on the floor between midnight and 2 a.m. This, it claims, is to accommodate renovation work and, as the airport told the Telegraph:
Feedback shows passengers don’t like arriving at the airport for an early flight to find lots of people blocking access and getting in the way of both staff and those traveling.
They also don’t like having nowhere to sit.
Still, perhaps many will find this approach reasonable.
Is it also reasonable, though, to prod people awake when they have nowhere else to go and they’re not doing any harm?
Stansted says too many travelers deliberately decide to sleep on the floor, so they don’t have to pay for a hotel.
On the people’s foghorn, Twitter, passengers offered reasonable arguments. There’s just nowhere to go in that airport.
International Arrivals at Stansted Airport. 70 percent of the space taken by Burger King and Costa Coffee reserved areas. No more than 40 seats available for normal use. This airport is getting worse and worse pic.twitter.com/3Fb0Qsig6k
— Nick Colantonio (@Mavenick) October 15, 2018
Of course, the airport says passengers should arrive at a time nearer their scheduled departure.
Many know, however, that this can also provide a crush not worth tolerating.
This airport security’s prodding behavior isn’t exactly unique.
The airport insisted this was to allow cleaners to do their jobs.
Perhaps one idea for passengers is to avoid Stansted altogether.
Until, that is, the renovations are done and the reception is gloriously welcoming.
Should both things ever occur, that is.